You Might Be A Rookie If

  • Mr. Scott has ever stamped your paper with his ROOKIE-ISH stamp
  • You think intercom announcements contain important information.
  • You use an orange Crayola on multiple choice answer sheets.
  • If you think “real World” applications ever happen.
  • You think most U.S. citizens believe education is more important than sports.
  • If you think the person driving behind you is not texting.
  • If you think a bag of potato chips is a vegetable.
  • If you think two plus two is always four.
  • If you think Mr. Scott’s jokes are funny